Pinoy Jokes - 1

I get hundreds of emails on Pinoy jokes. Some are "diamonds', some are "stones". Here are some "diamonds", albeit rated X:

1) On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko?
Bakit hindi ka na virgin?

Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!

2) After sex with college coed, Mayor asked: "How much?"

Coed: P200 lang, Sir."

Mayor: "Ha? How can you survive with just P200?"

Coed: "My sideline is blackmail, Sir."

3) Mister: Kung marunong ka sanang maglaba, nakakatipid sana tayo ng
P3,000 sa maid.

Mrs: Oy, oy, oy! Kung ikaw sana magaling sa kama, sana nakakatipid
tayo ng P7,500 sa driver!